What is the absolute WORST bathroom story you have? 10 points!?

What an a**hole, stupid teacher, I would have ran out of the cl room and suffered the consequences later =d. Okay here's my story, my two best friends and I had been sitting in subway for about two hours while her mom went shopping, I had drunk about two large drinks full of soda, then after that we went out to dinner at this really fancy place, where I drank about two gles full of soda yet again, then after that when we were headed home I almost peed myself, the urge to pee had come so suddenly and so strongly I almost did. We stopped at a CVS where I ran in kinda of crossing my legs at the same time too, I looked in every possible corner for a bathroom but to no avail, finally I ran to the pharmacy to ask whilst my friends were walking behind me laughing, I came to the counter as a grouchy old woman gave me directions to the bathroom that was through a set of doors that had written on them "Employees only". When I peed, omgosh it felt so good.